Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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