shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
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Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
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Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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