i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
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i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
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whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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