Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
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