I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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