i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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