Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
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woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
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Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
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