I hate your face
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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