found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
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I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
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This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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