I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
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