I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
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