very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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