So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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