So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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