if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
Randomize
