i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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