as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
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Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
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Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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