Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
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i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
This is the high leading the old right now
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
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