did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
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she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
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And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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