This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
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he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
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Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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