i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
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Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
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I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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