I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Bring me that man meat
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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