I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
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I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
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I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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