whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
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he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
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I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
The ass gains better be worth it
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