I must be too annoying 4 u.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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