don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee