I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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