She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
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at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
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you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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