before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
He kissed a someone with a penis
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
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you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
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Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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