im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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