someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
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