Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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