I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
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Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
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Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
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