when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
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His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
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You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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