whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
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