There was a lot of him and a little penis
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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