just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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