so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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