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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  So Monday we're lesbians.

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  Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.

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• (707): View more from California

  Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.

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  I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  wtf why is there glitter all over my dog

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