Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
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Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
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I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"