Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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