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I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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