He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
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mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
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Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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