Ketchup is God's man juice
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
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Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
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A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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