Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
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