Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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