So drunk its hurt
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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