there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
porn star boner night. come get it.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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