Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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