what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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