Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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