Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
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Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
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He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
the raccoons are back...
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