I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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