is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
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i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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