I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
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I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
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Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
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