i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
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I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
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Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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